ANDY GARCIA-ABOUT HOTELS &IT'S VISITORS...!

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“I WAS A BANQUET WAITER AT THE BEVERLY HILTON HOTEL.YOU LEARN A LOT WHEN YOU ARE IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY-THE JERKS OF THE WORLD REALLY COME TO THE FORE.IT'S A VALUABLE LEARNING EXPERIENCE TO BE IN THE POSITION WHERE YOU'RE OF SERVICE TO SOMEONE WHO SOMETIMES DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE THERE......!"

WILLIAM FEATHER ABOUT HOTELS..!

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“A HOTEL IS'NT LIKE A HOME,BUT IT IS BETTER THAN BEING A HOUSE GUEST....,,,,,,,,!"

ERNEST HEMINGWAY ABOUT HOTELS..!

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“SWITZERLAND IS A SMALL ,STEEP COUNTRY,MUCH MORE UP AND DOWN THAN SIDEWAYS,AND IS ALL STUCK OVER WITH LARGE BROWN HOTELS BUILT ON THE CUCKOO STYLE OF ARCHITECTURE...!"

ERNEST HEMINGWAY(AMERICAN NOVELIST AND SHORT STORY WRITER,WON THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE IN 1954(1899-1961).

THE HOTEL MANAGER &AL LOPEZ

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“THE MANAGER IS BY HIMSELF.HE CAN'T MINGLE WITH HIS PLAYERS.I ENJOYED MY PLAYERS,BUT I COULD NOT SOCIALIZE WITH THEM.SO I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ALONE IN MY HOTEL ROOM.THOSE FOUR WALLS KIND OF CLOSE IN ON YOU....!"

STEVEN WRIGHT(AMERICAN COMEDIAN)

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"I STAYED IN A REALLY OLD HOTEL LAST NIGHT.THEY SENT ME A WAKE UP LETTER...!"

RAY STANNARD BAKER'S VIEW ABOUT AMERICAN HOTELS..!

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"A FEW YEARS AGO NO HOTEL OR RESTAURANT IN BOSTON REFUSED BLACK GUESTS,NOW SEVERAL HOTELS,RESTAURANTS,AND ESPECIALLY CONFECTIONARY STORES,WILL NOT SERVE BLACKS,EVEN THE BEST OF THEM......!"

BRAM STOKER&HOTEL

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"COUNT DRACULA HAD DIRECTED ME TO GO THE GOLDEN KRONE HOTEL,WHICH I FOUND,TO MY GREAT DELIGHT,TO BE THOROUGHLY OLD FASHIONED,FOR OF COURSE I WANTED TO SEE ALL I COULD OF THE WAYS OF THE COUNTRY...!"

ABOUT HOTELS-BEAU BRIDGES

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"AS AN ACTOR,I TRAVEL AROUND A LOT AND LIVE IN A LOT OF HOTELS,AND MANY TIMES I'VE BEEN IN A TOWN WHERE THE ONLY ENTERTAINMENT TO BE HAD IS WHAT YOU FIND IN THE HOTEL BAR OR LOBBY...!"

THIS IS HOW ANN TYLER FEELS ABOUT HOTEL

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I'VE ALWAYS THOUGH A HOTEL OUGHT TO OFFER OPTIONAL SMALL ANIMALS,I MEAN A CAT TO SLEEP ON YOUR BED AT NIGHT,OR A DOG OF SOME KIND TO ACT PLEASED WHEN YOU COME IN.YOU EVER NOTICE HOW A HOTEL ROOM FEELS SO LIFELESS....!'"

HOTEL AS PER MUHAMED ALI THE GREAT...!

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"SO MANY PEOPLE TREAT YOU LIKE YOU ARE A KID SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL ACT LIKE ONE AND THROW YOUR TELEVISION OUT OF THE WINDOW......!"

HOTEL DEFINED BY A GUEST...!

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"A HOUSE FOR ENTERTAINING STRANGERS OR TRAVELERS;AN INN OR PUBLIC HOUSE,OF THE BETTER CLASS......!"

HAPPY DIWALI

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" YESTERDAY IS TODAY'S HISTORTY
TOMORROW IS MYSTERY,
TODAY IS A GIFT,
THAT IS WHY IT IS CALLED PRESENT......!"





LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES OF OTHERS,SINCE YOU CAN'T LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE THEM ALL YOURSELF......!





THE MOST INFLUENTIAL SENTENCE WHICH SHOULD ALWAYS BE FOOLOWED IN LIFE:-

"THE RACE IS NOT OVER… BECAUSE I HAVEN'T WON YET…"



SHOES THAT PUT ON OUR FOOT ARE SOLD IN AIRCONDITIONED SHOWROOMS

BUT VEGETABLES WE EAT ARE SOLD ON FOOT PATH

Murda dili s bacho

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tnhayi m kya krta hai

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Dictionary Love more Humor?

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ATTRACTION.. ... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT..... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING..... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL..... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

EASY..... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT..... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND..... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE. .... a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get".

INTERESTING. .... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT..... what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY.. ... how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC. .... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

SOBER..... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

MY DREAM GIRL

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A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:

"My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family",

she said "Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by my being here. I mean that I don't want you all to change your way of life, your routine."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.

What I mean dad is:

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.

As for me, I am here just to control your son!

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This is called bride from 21st Century